Hateful Dorks
This site is obviously a joke about a stupid injury. If you think I'm honestly blaming Guitar Hero I think you're missing the joke. I've received a good chunk of e-mail and quotes from people who obviously don't know how to party. I'm featuring my favorites here.
"I'm sorry... That you're such a retard! How in the hell could you BREAK YOUR KNEE while playing a video game?! And another thing, GUITAR HERO didnt' break your leg, your own dipshit hyperactive idiocy did! You have no right to blame YOUR injuries, that YOU caused on a game, that NOBODY else has been hurt playing, it was your stupidity that did it, not the game. As much as I hate to say it, you deserve a Darwin Award, and if you're stupid enough not to know what that is either, it's an award for people who die/get injured in the stupidest ways possible, and you my friend, are in the top 10."
Holy shiat, that kid's a douche! Anyone else read the "Open letter to Red Octane"? Dumbass is too stupid to play without injuring himself, and has the gall to not only blame the game, but also ask for an endorsement deal?!
Christ... I hope they write him back and say "Hey, numbnuts! Our game didn't break your leg, asshole. Enclosed is a special edition we made just for you, called Gui'tard Jerkoff." Except he could probably sell it on eBay for a pretty penny, so maybe instead they could just say they SHOULD make a special edition, instead of actually doing it.
/rant off!
//Huge GH fan, myself. Play almost daily, and wait with great anticipation for the sequel.
This is my favorite one yet. "Why would you point your guitar up when you can just hit the select button?"